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[ToddG]

So instead, I just got him a subscription to "SEC Investigations Monthly."

 

[MacHeadCase]

That would most certainly keep his nose clean next time someone tries to make googoo eyes at him with stock options.

 

[mraya]

I was going to drop his subscription in the mail when a little ad call my atention, "a Zune free, with every subscription" it read.

 

[ToddG]

Hahaha, I am so funny!

 

[MacHeadCase]

So, duh!, I tore the ad up to keep it and now I can't send him the magazine anymore, darn it!

 

[mraya]

Then a very deep voice in my head said, "if you build it, they will come", and a giant black angora rabbit appeared in front of me.

 

[MacHeadCase]

So I knocked him out and got the scissors out.

 

[ToddG]

Is it just me, or does this rabbit smell like brown biscuits?

 

[MacHeadCase]

Don't tell me I have to wash the d*mn wool before I start knitting? *Ahhhhhhhhh*

 

[ToddG]

Maybe I should just send him an iFruitcake.

 

[MacHeadCase]

That would make much more sense and I'd only have to make sure it was animal-fat free.

 

[mraya]

So i set all my fat animals free first and then i went looking for Alton Brown to help me with the fruit cake, after all, if he also likes Macs he wouldn't charge me a penny.

 

[kman445]

but, unbelievably i couldnt find any fruit., or Alton Brown.

 

[MacHeadCase]

So I put on my WigWam socks and my hiking boots and went out the door.

 

[ToddG]

And who should I find on my doorstep but ... Steve Balmer!

 

[MacHeadCase]

Same sweat stains,same odorous underarms, same incoherent shouts, same Monkey Boy Dance which makes me see it wasn't LSD nor Labatts after all but the disturbed man was really there.

 

[mraya]

I tried to close the door but it was already too late, he looked straight into my eyes and shouted, "developers! developers! developers!"

 

[MacHeadCase]

Gah! I still couldn't stand his smell and I had to cry out: "Get away from me, you lunatic ape!"

 

[mraya]

"I really sorry sir, it's an old habit of mine" he said and calmed down, "I just want to talk you about this great offer the company i work for is giving away for the holidays, err, did i mention i love that company?"

 

[MacHeadCase]

"Thanks I had enough Christmas presents" I told him, and, since inviting him in for tea and biscuits was out of the question, I shooed him away with a dishrag.