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[MaDDoG]

As the map was actually tattooed to Cuties back it was imperative that came along, wihich pleased MaDDog enormously, so after consulting Cuties back once more, off they jogged, now renewed and fullof vim and vigour once more....hi **, hi **, its off to Tassie we go....

 

[christm]

he wasnt sure if he really wanted to go there. so he used time machine to go back in time to see if he could find a different map which would lead him to where is did want to go....

 

[MaDDoG]

Unfortunately when he arrived he realised that he had misied his mark by 200 years and that they were all now suddenly on the Endeavour with Captain James Cook enroute to discover Terra Australis (Australia)

 

[christm]

he helped the captain discover what he wanted to in return that the captain helped him with........

 

[MaDDoG]

Captain James dumped the trvellers off at Tassie Mania, however being 200 years ago there was not much happening except for few Aboriginies throwing boomerangs at the intrepid travellers, and blonde cutie did not want a boomerang hair peice.

 

[MacHeadCase]

Ooh! I just can't stand it! ARGH! What's with the loin cloths, already? Haven't they ever heard of GAP? shouted Cutie, and our knucklebrain heroes could tell this was indeed going to be a very very very long trip...and they needed to undo Time Machine pronto!

 

[MaDDoG]

MaDDoG didn't like where they had ended up, so he hit the backspace button on the ime machine gaming console, and whooshing noises began again (sounding for all the world like a front loading wahsing machine) and whoosh away they went.

 

[MacHeadCase]

But oh no! they ended up back into Australia by the beach again and so the trip had to start all over again and the bunch would have to listen to Cutie complain again and see her pout.

 

[MaDDoG]

The time machine began to make some even more strange sounds which caused angst amonst the troup, and so they bid a hasty retreat up the beach and away from the tardis looking time thingy.

 

[MacHeadCase]

The darn thing started to shake and make grooves in the sand as it shook so hard it moved and as it was spewing dilithium crystals all over the beach, smoke was starting to pour out of the case which was now glowing red from too much heat... was this a G5?...

 

[MaDDoG]

Then poof (or whoosh or you add your own sound effect) the time machine vanished leaving just two footprints in the sand and an old valley ball called Wilson.

 

[MacHeadCase]

But before vanishing into thin air, Time Machine's voice could be heard going fainter and fainter as it went into the Twilight Zone for a lengthy and eternal visit...

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[MaDDoG]

No what do we do they wondered, but just then back pack blond cutie jabbed Maddog in the kidneys forcing him to let out a small but masculine scream of pain.

 

[MacHeadCase]

And it was quite a nasty cry of pain too.

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[MaDDoG]

Deciding that he still had one good kidney left, Maddog let blode cutie out of the back pack, and all watched dance a merry jig.

 

[MacHeadCase]

And what a jig it was, a devil of a whirlwind... blonde cutie sounded like... no! NO! NOOOO!...

...it can't be... The Tasmanian Devil! Run, run for your lives!

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[MaDDoG]

Such a whirlwind did he dance, that it swept up the whole crew and transported them from being marooned on the beach in Australia to the car park of a well known fast food chain in......