Next sentence game

[MacHeadCase]

And then it hit me: oatmeal never tasted this heavenly, of course! And the answer lies within.

 

[ToddG]

So I dove into the bottle.

 

[MacHeadCase]

The 500ml in the bottle was more like 500 million gallons and I didn't even choke and gasp for air, like, this was nifty kewl man.

 

[NanoBite]

So there was, swimming about in ole Billy boys gut, and boy was it a sight to behold!

 

[ToddG]

There were apples everywhere!

 

[MacHeadCase]

That would explain the Mac OS-ish look of each increment of his darn OS.

 

[ToddG]

Not to draw a connection between what goes into (and out of) Bill's stomach and what the next MS OS will be like.

 

[MacHeadCase]

That's where the MS engineers got the idea for the Zune and the caca brown.

 

[ToddG]

Look, there's a Zune floating by right ... um ... no ... that's not a Zune.

 

[mraya]

So there I was, completely immersed within universal question, when Steve looked at me and said, "You are no longer binded to laws of reality and physics as the PC users, you are a Mac user, raise my zealot and together we shall rule the market".

 

[MacHeadCase]

"Come. Come into my Reality Distortion Field. I have chosen you."

 

[mraya]

With the speed of a Mac Pro with 2 dual core processors running at 3Ghz and 16GB RAM i approached him and ask, "Bless my with an early copy of Leopard, and i shall follow you!"

 

[ToddG]

Instead, he promised an improved built-in spellchecker and grammar checker in Leopard.

 

[thefarpavllions]

he then proceeded to take my copy of Leopard and ran like a cheetah

 

[MacHeadCase]

And he replied: "I can't do that, you bum, get here, like now, we're gonna rule the world, whatchoo want anyway?"

 

[mraya]

"The iPhone", i said, "give me the iPhone"

 

[MacHeadCase]

And he let me have it to the side of the head.

 

[ToddG]

Which, of course, is where a phone belongs.

 

[thefarpavllions]

i was bleeding furiously and i said, "Tom, call the Mac Pros, they can fix me up, i must've lost a gig of blood."

 

[ToddG]

To which Tom replied, "it's not my fault, don't be furious with me!"