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Joke of the Day (Warning some jokes may cause laughter)!!! : )

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I wonder if he could convince local officials that the pub needs to remain open for "medicinal" purposes.:)
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Pretty soon you'll be able to say remain open for "maintaining one's sanity". Hanging around all day with the kids and your better half could definitely be detrimental to your mental health. Can you just imagine all the "honey dos" that you will no longer have an excuse for not doing?

And get this.... Some police departments have already stated that they are no longer going to respond to simple domestic disputes. Think about that.... :sd
 
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Domestique disputes? What are they ?:Confused::Confused:

I just do as SWMBO says :a:a

well, I might do, one day?
 
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Jonzjob said:
Domestique disputes? What are they ?:Confused::Confused:

I just do as SWMBO says :a:a

well, I might do, one day?
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Correct, John.

I find the "Yes Dear" and "You're absolutely right" to be good preventive measures.:smile:wink

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Reminds me of my buddy, Mr. Carl Wright. When picking up his wife's prescription at the pharmacy he was asked for her first name. His reply "Always" !
 
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WW4B said:
Reminds me of my buddy, Mr. Carl Wright. When picking up his wife's prescription at the pharmacy he was asked for her first name. His reply "Always" !
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And I suppose that Mr. Wong replies, "Never".
 
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Passengers on a plane hear the pilot's announcement, "Good morning ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, I just wanted to inform you all that i will be working from home today."

Customers in a bank panic when two masked men walk in until they announce, "Its okay, we're just here to rob the bank."
 
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You know what makes me laugh?
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Facial Muscles.
 
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Second time I looked the pic I realized that everyone in the pic, other than James Tiberius Kirk, qualify as expendable crewman 1 - 6.

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A smile or gentle laugh takes away the pain for a while, till reality kicks in again. Thanks, Randy and others for keeping us smiling:smile:app:laugh

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A smile or gentle laugh takes away the pain for a while, till reality kicks in again. Thanks, Randy and others for keeping us smiling:smile:app:laugh

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I suspect that when Randy gets tired of practicing law he'll start his second career as a stand up comedian. :)
 
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I suspect that when Randy gets tired of practicing law he'll start his second career as a stand up comedian. :)
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I'd love to take credit, but I don't write any of this stuff, I just pass it along.

I host a large Humor broadcast list and a number of very kind folks contribute humor to the list.

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IWT said:
A smile or gentle laugh takes away the pain for a while, till reality kicks in again. Thanks, Randy and others for keeping us smiling:smile:app:laugh

Ian
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Yes, please keep them coming, especially the good ones, and I trust I am entitled to pass them along to others.

Good laughs make the world turn around I believe is a phrase that rings true. And especially true for some during this time of stress who seem to be affected.

And speaking of Good Advice during this virus infectious period:

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Sorry, but true... :Smirk:


- Patrick
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