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Joke of the Day (Warning some jokes may cause laughter)!!! : )

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A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers,

“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”
 

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That's a cracker, Lisa.:love:

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To add to your English vocabulary is the term Aphorism, which is:
A statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner. A few examples follow to exemplify.


• I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldn't that be an even number?


• I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.


• When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies . Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.


• Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?


• You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body .


• My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!


• I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.


• Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.


• You're not fat, you're just easier to see.


• If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.


• The location of your letterbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a dressing gown before you start looking like a mental patient.


• Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch.
 
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I was going by a local cafe and someone had written on the chalkboard outside-
"Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am i to dis a brie"
Thought i would croak laughing.

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My wife completely changed after going vegan
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore
 
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