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Jonzjob said:
Along the line of viruses, I wonder if anyone has suggested taking Norton antivirus to a certain president?:giggle:giggle:giggle
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...or tell him to advise everyone to get a Mac!
 
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A Mac would be a good idea here at the moment as we have had 3/4" of rain so far today with more forecast:Confused::Confused:
 
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Possibly only for those in the U.S., and for those who saw the Princess Bride...


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One good thing about a robbery like that is that you probably won't catch the virus from them init :Cool::Cool:
 
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Yup, so true...


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Randy B. Singer said:
Possibly only for those in the U.S., and for those who saw the Princess Bride...


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One of my all time favorite movies. And I can't get enough of the memes from it.

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True story:

My brother-in-law, Phil, and I were walking out from the funeral for a cousin, and I mentioned that I don't like funerals.

Phil: "Neither do I. In fact, I hope I die on a Tuesday."

Me: "Why on a Tuesday, Phil?"

Phil: "Because Wednesday is our trash pickup day."
 
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I think the correct way of saying it Ian is totally obvious mate. It's these forigners that tend to colour the name just don't know it:loveit:loveit
 
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@Randy I can't decide if that's a sign of genius or extreme boredom.
 
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What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?


North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead.

Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

Tough call eh... ??? :D







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Patrick, they announced that the former is seriously alive this evening on the news, but was that recorded earlier?

As for the latter, I think that McEnroe once said "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!":Smirk::Smirk:

Mind you, he would be great at reading the weather. He could change what was said every 2 minutes couldn't he :smile
 

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