Prepare for ToddG...

[MinaMACMan]

That would be a good way to make some quick cash...!

 

[mathogre]

Todd only gets one shot at 2,000.

WRONG, Forum Breath. You see, well, what we do is get someone to do something truly rude in a thread where Todd has posted, and an admin/mod deletes the thread. Voila!!!! Toddie Baby goes under 2000. -_^

We get to do this again.

 

[TheCustomer99]

WRONG, Forum Breath. You see, well, what we do is get someone to do something truly rude in a thread where Todd has posted, and an admin/mod deletes the thread. Voila!!!! Toddie Baby goes under 2000. -_^

We get to do this again.

I don't have Forum Breath. neye: That's kinda like rolling back the odometer when you get to 100,000 because you missed it the first time.

Edit: Oh, and by the way mathogre, I am rubber and you are glue.

 

[mathogre]

I don't have Forum Breath. neye: That's kinda like rolling back the odometer when you get to 100,000 because you missed it the first time.

Let me go "normal" for a moment, OFF TOPIC given the seriousness of this thread.

"Forum Breath" was done in humor. I didn't mean for it to come off wrong. Sorry! (It's an old routine from Johnny Carson, who went off the air in 19..., uh, never mind.)

No one would actually do something like that anyway. When threads disappear, which is rare, counts go down. It would be a bit ironic for that to happen here, given that there are actually people here WAITING for Todd to hit 2000, and he's probably getting a laugh or two out of it, or at least he should be.

Now let's return to the serious nature of this thread.

ToddG, where in the bloody world are you?! I've got your profile up, changing regularlly and it STILL shows 1999.

OY!!!! It's an F2K problem!!!! Forum 2000. This thing running on Windows?

 

[mathogre]

TC99, I'm Super Glue. Or is that Krazy Glue?!

 

[eric]

two part epoxy?

 

[mathogre]

Oh, the good stuff!!!!

 

[mathogre]

For anyone watching the exchange between TC and I, you probably knew that he recognized the humor. I didn't recognize his response. Call it a limitation of mine. Asperger's Syndrome. Lots of fun that.

Now where is Todd?!

 

[eric]

i thought you were going to head out to the old baker farm and take a switch to him.

 

[mathogre]

Nah, what I ought to do is drive over to Rockville and see what the trouble is with Mr. Green.

 

[TheCustomer99]

Well to get to where the Old Baker Farm used to be, you need to take a left at that street where they cut that tree down. Then follow that for several miles and hang a right where Mr. McMurphy's gas station was. After you get there, follow that past that one thing and then you're there.

 

[mathogre]

Hey, this is Post #800 for me! I only have 1200 more to go. With Todd's speed or lack thereof, I should hit two grand before him.

Got to post LOTS of SHORT messages. Quickly.

 

[eric]

slackers...

 

[mathogre]

Okay I'm a piker in posting too, eric. And rep. Ha ha ha ha!!!!!! ^_^

 

[TheCustomer99]

I wonder if there's any way for the forum to drop confetti and play 'We Are The Champions' when Todd hits the milestone.

 

[eric]

what are you guys going to do when i hit 5K?

institutionalizing may be a good option.

 

[mathogre]

We'll buy you a usb keyboard.

 

[RiDE]

<pounding both fists on table>

"Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! "

 

[eric]

you know, now he could just totoally mess with us and never post as that user ever again. soon we'll see some new member named GoddT or something, who just for the sake of being different, is a peace loving, sierra club card carrying, prius driving, phish listening, uber-hippy.

 

[Ryan13]

Coming up on eight hours Todd poast soon!!!