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What happens at Apple if Al Gore ran for and is elected president?

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Hello, I know he is stated no way no how is he running again but what would happen if he did? He is on the board of directors so would he have to resign?
 
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If he wanted to I suppose he would, but I don't know if he has to. It wouldn't mean much for Apple other than they would lose a high profile member.
 
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It would actually be good publicity for Apple if they played their cards right. Jobs actually wants him to anyways
 
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From his loftier position, he can allow Apple to take over all of the government defense contracts.

Imagine a missile that is sleek, stylish, and can play your favorite music or Movies before detonation!

iBomb, it's the wave of the future. Well, that or vomitariums.
 
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1 word:

Lock-box...
 
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Jim Lehrer: Which beings us to our final question. Governor Bush, both you and the Vice-President have offered plans to provide prescription drugs for the elderly. What makes your plan superior?

Al Gore: Jim, I'd like to interrupt here and answer that question as if it were my turn to speak. Jim, let me tell about a friend of mine. [ holds up a picture of an elderly woman ] Her name is Etta Munsen. She's 94, she's a widow living on Social Security in Sparta, Tennessee. Etta was born with only one kidney. She also suffers from poilo, spinal menengitis, lung, liver, and pancreatic cancer, an enlarged heart, diabetes, and a rare form of styctic acne. Now, several recent strokes, along with an unfortunate shark attack, have left her paralyzed and missing her right leg under the knee. Just last week she woke from a coma to find that, due to a hospital mix-up, her left arm had been amputated, infected with syphillis, and then reattached.

Jim Lehrer: Mr. Vice-President, we are short of time..

Al Gore: As you can imagine, Jim.. Etta's prescription drug bills are staggering. They run to nearly $113 million a day! And she tells me that some weeks she has to choose between eating and treating her Lyme Disease. Now, under my plan, Etta's prescription drugs would be covered. Under my opponent's plan, her house would be burned to the ground. And that is wrong. That is just wrong!
 
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^^^ talk about the worst luck in the world
 
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Jim Lehrer: Which beings us to our final question. Governor Bush, both you and the Vice-President have offered plans to provide prescription drugs for the elderly. What makes your plan superior?

Al Gore: Jim, I'd like to interrupt here and answer that question as if it were my turn to speak. Jim, let me tell about a friend of mine. [ holds up a picture of an elderly woman ] Her name is Etta Munsen. She's 94, she's a widow living on Social Security in Sparta, Tennessee. Etta was born with only one kidney. She also suffers from poilo, spinal menengitis, lung, liver, and pancreatic cancer, an enlarged heart, diabetes, and a rare form of styctic acne. Now, several recent strokes, along with an unfortunate shark attack, have left her paralyzed and missing her right leg under the knee. Just last week she woke from a coma to find that, due to a hospital mix-up, her left arm had been amputated, infected with syphillis, and then reattached.

Jim Lehrer: Mr. Vice-President, we are short of time..

Al Gore: As you can imagine, Jim.. Etta's prescription drug bills are staggering. They run to nearly $113 million a day! And she tells me that some weeks she has to choose between eating and treating her Lyme Disease. Now, under my plan, Etta's prescription drugs would be covered. Under my opponent's plan, her house would be burned to the ground. And that is wrong. That is just wrong!

LOL!!! I likes that episode! :D:D:D Great post!!!
 
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I don't think anything happens if he runs. If he were to win, all market positions go into a blind-trust to avoid any conflict of interest. I'd also guess that he could retain his directorship during the campaign but would most certainly have to resign from all boards if elected.

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He's an apple fan
 
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Not to worry. He wouldn't win anyway. In the last election Al Gore lost the USA andTennessee and he did not even carry his own voting district. The TN voters are wise to this guy. (Would you buy a used car from him?)
An ex Tennesseian
 
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Thank God those Tennessee voters elected somebody whose morals are beyond question.
 
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I think he would also get rid of the pipes and replace them with wires that carry electronic transmissions, making the internet a little more up to date. I mean, he did invent the internet right? He can get rid of those darn pipes.
 
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OH NO, it would mean future Macs would put us to sleep while they run!
 
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I think he would also get rid of the pipes and replace them with wires that carry electronic transmissions, making the internet a little more up to date. I mean, he did invent the internet right? He can get rid of those darn pipes.

Dude, those are tubes! Tubes are more flexible than pipes and as such are easier to get unstuck...

;D
 
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EDIT:

eh, nevermind.

Thanks for bringing me to my senses, Baggss.
 
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Ah jeez....here we go....

Why do these threads always turn into political bash fests in the end?
 
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The TN voters are wise to this guy. (Would you buy a used car from him?)
An ex Tennesseian

al gore is a weathly man. i would almost definetely buy a used car from him.
 
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Dude, those are tubes! Tubes are more flexible than pipes and as such are easier to get unstuck...

;D

Exactly! Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

In all fairness to Sen. Stevens, I think he was speaking metaphorically. I highly doubt that he really believes that the internet is a series of tubes.
 

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