Since Leopard has been delayed...

[christm]

I know for sure (a co-worker of mine has a sister that plays golf at the same country club as Steve Jobs, and over heard a conversation) that New iMacs will be released on Tuesday April 17th... Faster Core 2 Duo chips, and (the best part) 2 Slot drives (one on the left and the curent one on the right), along with a BLACK iMac (in the fastest model)... The new iMac will be LESS than an inch deep!!!

Also being released is a new Mouse... but it's tiny!!! It's going to be called the "Mighty Dot"... it's a wireless mouse that is the size of a marble... roll-to-scroll, and squeeze to click!

you have gd friends if they can get that sort of info ! cheers


:black:

 

[Cherokee]

I think you guys are all full of it!

It's a good thing Apple is releasing their new iDetector software with Leopard. Soon we'll be able to tell who's telling the truth and who isn't with the click of a mouse (or mighty dot if you are an early adopter). :black:

 

[knightlie]

The new feature is a Mighty Mouse which can apply a mild electric shock to the user. When someone posts fake rumours, they get a jolt. It'll be called the iShock.

*OW*

 

[RiDE]

Less than 24 hrs until the new iMacs and the Mighty Dot!!!

 

[ToddG]

Just wait until Tuesday.

Due to the amount of effort Apple is putting into the iPhone, they will have to delay Tuesday until Thursday for the next few months.

 

[Cherokee]

Less than 24 hrs until the new iMacs and the Mighty Dot!!!

I couldn't sleep last night...

 

[ambivalent]

I know for sure (a co-worker of mine has a sister that plays golf at the same country club as Steve Jobs, and over heard a conversation) that New iMacs will be released on Tuesday April 17th... Faster Core 2 Duo chips, and (the best part) 2 Slot drives (one on the left and the curent one on the right), along with a BLACK iMac (in the fastest model)... The new iMac will be LESS than an inch deep!!!

Also being released is a new Mouse... but it's tiny!!! It's going to be called the "Mighty Dot"... it's a wireless mouse that is the size of a marble... roll-to-scroll, and squeeze to click!

what? lol... i feel like this is sarcastic... haha......hhhmmm

 

[ambivalent]

oh and now i see the whole next page.

RIDE! You're funny.

and rest of you, you're too gullible.

 

[bigmof]

I heard from my nephew´s brother in-law, who´s best friend is the street-sweeper head-honcho of Infinite loop, which while sweeping the street just outside the Apple complex overheard trough a air-vent, that the new iMacs (with four cores!) that will be available when Leopard ships, will contain a voucher for a free iPhone and a lifetime .mac subscription! All this for the same price the current models are selling for!

I guess they badly want some of Microsoft's marketshare!

I hate you....

....Are you in this together


I can do it too


My cousin attends college with Steve Jobs nephew and he (my cousin) heard him (jobs nephew) saying that over easter when he saw his uncle Steve that he said that his company was going to release touch screen iMacs on May 1.

AWESOME!

 

[surfwax95]

Steve Jobs died this morning.

 

[Stretch]

When Steve Jobs died this morning, he made me the new CEO.

 

[ToddG]

Actually, Steve Jobs' death has been postponed until October so Apple can focus its efforts more on the iPhone.

 

[bigmof]

My cousin (the same one that attends college with jobs nephew) said that jobs nephew was planning on spiking his morning coffee so he could become CEO. So sorry StretchR his nephew beat ya!

oh and todd, Joobs wants to die before iphone because he knows its gonna suck.

 

[MikeYMS]

I still say that y'all need to see the iRack before you claim that the iPhone will "suck".

 

[Cherokee]

When Steve Jobs died this morning, he made me the new CEO.

Impossible! He is sitting on my couch right now.

 

[rocco]

Actually, Steve Jobs' death has been postponed until October so Apple can focus its efforts more on the iPhone.

Awesome, hahhahahahah

 

[Nagger Pumper]

Actually, Steve Jobs' death has been postponed until October so Apple can focus its efforts more on the iPhone.

lol thats good

 

[dtravis7]

How about making Steve Balmer of Microsoft the CEO of Apple Inc!!!!

He would discontinue the iPod and put Vista on all the Macs.

 

[iKitten]

Heresy!!

 

[MBasile]

chuck norris roundhouse kicked Leopard into october