It's quite simple, the universe, as we know it, is about beer. Nothing more, nothing less...the only variables, of which there are two, are as follows:
1. Good beer
2. Bad beer
Of course, looking at the second variable, it is almost a misnomer, since, let's face it, can there ever really be bad beer? However, looking at the second variable, we can thus surmise that this is all relative, henceforth, the theory of "general relativity".
That is my answer, and I'm stickin' to it.
Have a nice day!