Haha.
I ended up using Parallels.
Was just about to start with Boot Camp when my dad said he bought me Parallels. I had no idea what it was and he had no idea how to use it, so I just installed the program and wow. Easiest way EVER to run Windows on your Mac! No rebooting or anything, don't even have to backup your files. Just click Add and add Windows 7, and you're done. It configures for a few minutes and then you have Windows 7 one click away for good. Absolutely love it!
Thank you so much to the people that helped me in this thread, anyway. I'm sure many others will benefit from it