Just been on the iFixit site and the server was down, there was scrolling text underneath a maintenance message that said the following: (p.s this did make me laugh and gave me the lift I needed today

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Sorry. They've promised me they're working on it.
The techies, I mean.
I'm sure they'll have me fixed soon.
While you wait, though, I have some suggestions for you.
First, take a deep breath.
Feel better?
Good.
Now.
You're here because you broke something, right?
And I want to help you fix it.
But first, a word of wisdom:
Be more careful!
If you hadn't broken...
Well, whatever it is you've broken...
We wouldn't be in this pickle, would we?
And you've caught me at such a bad time, too.
You see, my servers aren't working either.
But once I'm back on my feet, I'll show you how to take apart whatever it is you broke.
And because I like you, I'll also help you put it back together.
Free!
The best things in life are free, aren't they?
Except Doritos.
Mmmm... Doritos.
::crunch::
::crunch::
Sometimes I can't help myself.
::crunch::
The MSG, you know.
The techies say it's bad for me.
Crumbs in the fans, and so on.
I don't care.
::crunch::
They're MY fans, aren't they?
I'd like to see them serve up ONE page.
Just one.
::crunch::
Maybe then they'd see how much work it is.
::crunch::
It's tiring. Anyone would make mistakes.
::crunch::
So I spilled some soda and lost a few chips in the works.
These things happen.
::crunch::
Right?
- Simon