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Top Bathroom Deal
Store: Macy's
Price: from $1.99
Shipping: In-store pickup, or $10.95 s&h
Lowest By: $11
Expiration: July 1 "Each towel is sold individually; includes only 1 towel" – from a certain angle, this sales caveat becomes an existential euphemism for human existence. From another angle, it's simply noting that if you buy a washcloth, all you're getting is that washcloth; no bundles here, ya wiseacre. Those washcloths cost $1.99 apiece, while hand towels can be had for $3.99, and bath towels for $4.99, saving you as much as $11 per item.
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Top Liquor Deal
Store: Wine Chateau
Price: $45.95
Shipping: $17 s&h, or free shipping w/ 3 bottles
Lowest By: $1 It's incredibly inconsiderate for Wine Chateau to be offering a bottle of Manchester United-branded booze, and not make it a good Bordeaux or some such, so I could make some joke about being a "Red devil". Nonetheless, this Scotch is probably the most favorable Scottish association with the club since Alex Ferguson took his leave, and it's far less likely to throw shoes at David Beckham. (If it had been a Bordeaux, I'd have said the same thing, except without the shoes, replacing Scottish with French, and Fergie with Cantona, who is a genius.)
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Top Monitor Deal
Store: Staples
Price: $74.99 via code "34755", padding
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $45 As you're buying this monitor, the tiniest extra item will tip your Staples order over $100, making your cart eligible for the "34755" coupon code. This $25 discount knocks the monitor's price to, essentially, $75, which is a cool $45 less than you'd pay elsewhere. While the monitor doesn't have much in the way of bells and whistles, it's a great budget choice for anyone finding their laptop's screen real estate too limiting... or if you just want a cheap second screen to stream Avatar: The Last Airbender from the start again while you work.
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Top Garden Deal
Store: Costway
Price: $48.95 via code "XQHW65266"
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $23 Acacia wood is many things. A durable furniture material. A crafting item in Minecraft. A common autocorrect substitution for actress Alicia Witt. But today it is deck tiles, and these tiles are those. Thanks to extra coupon discount (via "XQHW65266"), you can save $23 on this 10-pack. Each tile covers one square foot, and when viewed in the picture to the right, looks vaguely like it could be a logo for a corporation whose name starts with the letter E.
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Top Gadget Deal
Store: Amazon
Price: $279.99
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $220 Segway sadly stopped production of its iconic two-wheeler recently, as despite being actually very fun to ride, it had resolutely failed in its stated mission to "do for walking what the calculator did for pad and pencil". (Which is, presumably, "be held up as an example of a technological crutch you won't always be able to rely on, before being incorporated into a completely ubiquitous piece of technology everyone and their cousin carries around in their pocket".) Despite this setback, we're "entirely confident" (it says here) that hover skates are the technology to take this company to the promised land.
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