LOL!! Back in '97 I purchased a new 5500 Performa 'All in One' Black Directors Special which is almost identical inside with the TAM - 250MHz CPU, 1GB hard drive, 128MB of memory and the old 603 processor. At the time the 5500 was about $2,500 and the TAM just under $7,000 so you can see why I went the way I did.
Don't recall on the 5500, but the TAM has an internal 33.6k dial up modem and no ethernet. Down Under very few ISPs offer a dialup service, even as a backup to ADSL. Mine certainly doesn't. I even have one of the old Apple plugin modems, remember them Nick?
Ship to US? Nick I could not even get my 2.3GHz Dual Core G5 across Australia without it arriving in five pieces!!