Stupid Questions

[alucard]

Some more for you all:

1. If Snickers satisfy, why do they make King Size?

2. Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look"? Of course it is always in the last place you look, what kind of moron would keep on looking after he'd found it?

3. Why is a building called a building when it is already built?

4. Why do Kamakasi bombers wear helmets?

 

[kman445]

1. to satisfy fat people
2. they say it becasue they mean it, if i had a choice to look in 10 places, its always going to be in the tenth place you look
3.thats why its called tat, i has benn built, so its a building
4.becasue they don't want to get killed before they they blow them selfs up

 

[PowerBookG4]

If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?