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•Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
•Customer: "I'm running Windows '98."
Tech Support: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech Support: "Yes, you said that."
•I've been known to scrub toilets, but I don't do Windows.
•Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
•According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
•Customer: "I'm running Windows '98."
Tech Support: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech Support: "Yes, you said that."
•I've been known to scrub toilets, but I don't do Windows.
•Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
•According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.