3 letter story!

[rman]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten

 

[hype.it]

bit graeme's G5

 

[immdb]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, viewed http://www.mac-forums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11044&page=1&pp=15, checked

 

[Graeme43]

its battery level

 

[hype.it]

and it's leaking

 

[the_New_guy]

he reached job's

 

[rman]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount

 

[witeshark]

of sulfuric acid

 

[shaun89]

and sizzled through ..

 

[The mac 13]

the g5 processor..

 

[the_New_guy]

get u a

 

[rman]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of

 

[Murlyn]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that

 

[shaun89]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that acid was everywhere.

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[witeshark]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that acid was everywhere. He had to

 

[shaun89]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that acid was everywhere. He had to move to Alaska

 

[witeshark]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that acid was everywhere. He had to move to Alaska and learn how

 

[CaptainMack]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that acid was everywhere. He had to move to Alaska and learn how to fish. Also

 

[immdb]

Once there was a man, in a pickle, he ran into a wall and broke his powerbook. He cried for a little while, then stopped. He began collecting the parts and with glue, some foil, and a third hand he started to run away and bought a plane that time travels and always flies with speeds over 1000 miles per nanosecond. "All aboard", the pilot shouts "I'll slap yo momma" if anybody does, then I will cry from grief due to the pain in my guilt ridden conscience. Then all at once my hat was knocked off by a sabertooth kitten. Which just happened to be on crack. Then the sabertooth kitten bit graeme's G5, checked its battery level and it's leaking a major amount of sulfuric acid and sizzled through the g5 processor get you a huge mess of papertowels, so that acid was everywhere. He had to move to Alaska and learn how to fish. Also buy a kayak

 

[The mac 13]

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