Um, I think you mean Senor Jobs don't you?
(though if its giving you trouble, then I agree it must be Bill Gates' fault!)
What would really, really be helpful more articulation from you on a) what you want to do and b) what you don't think you're able to do.
Macs are fabulous machines, but it's like getting behind the wheel of a Maserati if all you've ever driven is a VW Beetle -- there's enough differences to be intimidating, at least for a while, and everything is not "where it should be."
A Mac User Group can be a big help with the "getting used to the new house" feeling, or the free classes at your local Apple Store if you have one nearby. Lots of resources out there, and this forum can be a big help -- but being a text-based forum, it's key to be very clear in what exactly the problem is as you perceive it, what you've done to find a solution, and as many details as possible.