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Against the Grain

Mar 11, 2004
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You say your motor oil just don't got what it takes no more? You say your car feels listless, uncomfortable, tired?

Well, if that's your problem, folks, I have the answer to your problem right here! Yes, folks, oats and the miracle ingredient Furfural, poured directly into the crankcase through the 710 hole, will cure what ails your car — instantly!

Oats*. Remember the name, because they're not just for breakfast, anymore.

*Transmission bananas available at a slight extra charge.
Jan 28, 2007
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Your Mac's Specs
iBook G4, 1.5GB RAM, 1.42Ghz, 14"
Too bad oil isn't 25 cents a quart anymore! :(

Anyone else notice it said "Available in all 48 states"? Must have been before 1959.

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