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  1. Google Scholar, at least if you check off the...

    Google Scholar, at least if you check off the "case law" option, is only for legal research. I can't find any info on anything else it might look for.

    I wouldn't be at all surprised if Google has...
  2. LOL...Google is really adept at providing the...

    LOL...Google is really adept at providing the best services out there for free, to get you hooked on them so that they can track you and spy on you constantly and then sell the information they...
  3. Most Web browsers (with the exception of Google's...

    Most Web browsers (with the exception of Google's Chrome) make their money by facilitating Web searches and hits on Web sites. Google pays these fees as part of their ad service, and it's why there...
  4. Macintosh OS 10.15 "Catalina"

    The next version of the Mac OS will be out in a few months, and it will be called "Catalina."

    The big news is that it won't run 32-bit apps, only 64-bit apps.

    So, lots of folks are going to be...
  5. Adobe Suite Replacement

    Affinity Publisher was released today to complete the suite with Affinity Photo and Designer. For anyone who wants professional photo, vector and page layout apps from a single company with NO...
  6. OS X 10.11 - El Capitan FREE How to upgrade...

    OS X 10.11 - El Capitan FREE

    How to upgrade to OS X El Capitan - Apple Support

    Connecting to the Mac App Store
  7. Here you go: Emailchemy ($30) Emailchemy -...

    Here you go:

    Emailchemy ($30)
    Emailchemy - Email Migration Software - Weird Kid Software

    Emailchemy can convert any e-mail format into any other. Even proprietary formats. No need to have...
  8. Subject: The Poodle and the Leopard A wealthy...

    Subject: The Poodle and the Leopard

    A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies...
  9. ‘You know what? ‘ says the 12 year old, ‘I...

    ‘You know what? ‘ says the 12 year old,
    ‘I think it’s about time we started swearing.’

    ‘Ok’ the 9 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    The two boys go to the kitchen for breakfast.

    The mother...
  10. Some lawyer jokes: ========== ==========...

    Some lawyer jokes:

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    When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart...
  11. Quotations from Ambrose Bierce 1842—1914). ...

    Quotations from Ambrose Bierce 1842—1914).
    Ambrose Bierce Quotes (Author of An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge)


    “Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.”


    “The most affectionate...
  12. A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps...

    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

    He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

    The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

    The son says, "I did...
  13. Microsoft Office has copy protection built-in. ...

    Microsoft Office has copy protection built-in. After three installs (the number of installs may vary by version) the product won't activate anymore. The solution is to call Microsoft. Give them...
  14. If you are researching VPN's, these sites are...

    If you are researching VPN's, these sites are invaluable:

    How VPNs work
    Encryption and Security Protocols in a VPN | HowStuffWorks

    Ars Technica article about the value of VPNs, the perils of...
  15. Subject: Technology, 1 step forward, 2 steps...

    Subject: Technology, 1 step forward, 2 steps back...


    Hello! Gordon's pizza?

    No sir... it's Google's pizza.

    So it's a wrong number? Sorry.

    No sir, Google bought it.
  16. The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can...

    The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine,...
  17. A man and a woman who had never met before, but...

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...
  18. I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned...

    I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way.
    I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house,
    we had an enormous feast,
    and then I killed them and took their land.
    - Jon Stewart
  19. I have to admit that I have been hosting an...

    I have to admit that I have been hosting an e-mail broadcast list for Humor for over a decade.

    A bunch of years ago, I hosted a discussion list for Macintosh-using attorneys that no longer exists....
  20. The other day I put instant coffee in the...

    The other day I put instant coffee in the microwave oven
    and almost went backwards in time!

    - Steven Wright
  21. Working people frequently ask retired people what...

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there...
  22. Subject: Painting the Porch A blonde...

    Subject: Painting the Porch

    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do...
  23. Well...there definitely are a LOT of lawyer jokes...

    Well...there definitely are a LOT of lawyer jokes out there. I can't say that a lot of them are good. Many of them are genocide jokes with the punchline simply being that the attorneys were killed....
  24. More lawyer humor!

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    Yes. Sorry, it's only $120. And it's a...

    Yes. Sorry, it's only $120. And it's a ridiculous amount for a software utility.
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