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    Passengers on a plane hear the pilot's announcement, "Good morning ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, I just wanted to inform you all that i will be working from home today."

    Customers in a bank panic when two masked men walk in until they announce, "Its okay, we're just here to rob the bank."
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    Only those of a certain age, and who love Star Trek, will get this!

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    Second time I looked the pic I realized that everyone in the pic, other than James Tiberius Kirk, qualify as expendable crewman 1 - 6.

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    “Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.”
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    A smile or gentle laugh takes away the pain for a while, till reality kicks in again. Thanks, Randy and others for keeping us smiling

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWT View Post
    A smile or gentle laugh takes away the pain for a while, till reality kicks in again. Thanks, Randy and others for keeping us smiling

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    I suspect that when Randy gets tired of practicing law he'll start his second career as a stand up comedian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slydude View Post
    I suspect that when Randy gets tired of practicing law he'll start his second career as a stand up comedian.
    I'd love to take credit, but I don't write any of this stuff, I just pass it along.

    I host a large Humor broadcast list and a number of very kind folks contribute humor to the list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWT View Post
    A smile or gentle laugh takes away the pain for a while, till reality kicks in again. Thanks, Randy and others for keeping us smiling

    Ian

    Yes, please keep them coming, especially the good ones, and I trust I am entitled to pass them along to others.

    Good laughs make the world turn around I believe is a phrase that rings true. And especially true for some during this time of stress who seem to be affected.

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