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    Perhaps we share the same opinion on their burritos.
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    LOL, Randy. Save your copies of the LA Times, (or Sacramento Bee) never know when they'll come in handy during these times of shortages.

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    Save the wrapper. It can serve double duty.

    Please verify and include the exact model/year of your Mac and OS X version number (available from "About This Mac", then "More Info" on the Apple menu).
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    Randy, that made my day mate! It also made SWMBO burst out laughing!

    Oh, and it's now on a couple more forums, sod copyrights, this is an emergency situation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonzjob View Post
    Randy, that made my day mate!
    We all need a bit of humor to make it through these tough times. I'll do my best to relay the best humor that I come across here.
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    I've always said that the day I stop smiling is the day the lid gets nailed on. I've never been able to take life seriously mate
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    Don't forget your GPS Dave!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonzjob View Post
    Don't forget your GPS Dave!
    1+ John - my 'musician' wife is currently taking ukulele lessons and usually goes to the teacher's house, but not today - instead they did their lesson over FaceTime which worked out fine. Recently, she was 'upgraded' from her 'starter instrument' to the Martin shown below - beautiful koa wood and sound - for myself, I'm often on headphones, depending on the music, with this home isolation! Dave
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    Very nice Dave.

    It reminds of the years I spent in Hawaii working for the US Govt. A fellow employee and friend of mine was a wood worker like yourself. His specialty was making coffee tables using Koa wood and resin.

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    That's a lovely instrument Dave. And the 'ukulele is such a fun instrument, or can be!

    I good friend of mine used to make violins and he made a couple of cellos too. He bought the back of a cello to my place one day to show me. Believe me I am a total wood butcher compared with him. He balanced the back on one hand and tapped the wood with the other and it rang like a soft bell. It had such a beautiful tone. He made all of his own tools as the bought ones just weren't quite right. A true craftsman indeed.

    I have a guitar and would love to learn to play it, but time and arthritis are slowing me down, but I will get there, I hope. I love the acoustic guitar.
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