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    Joke of the Day (Warning some jokes may cause laughter)!!! :  )
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    A deaf/mute couple show up at the drugstore to purchase condoms.

    The husband signs to the wife: "How can I make the druggist understand what I want?"

    She signed back: "Just go in and show him your penis, and he'll figure it out."

    So that's what he does. But later he comes out of the drugstore and he doesn't have any condoms.

    His wife signs: "What happened? Why don't you have any condoms?"

    He signs back: "I went in, and took out my penis and showed it to him. I then put $10 on the counter for the condoms. The druggist then took out his penis. His was bigger, and he took my $10 !"
    Randy B. Singer
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    Joke of the Day (Warning some jokes may cause laughter)!!! :  )
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    Fishing In A Puddle...

    “Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.

    So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

    As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

    The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

    - Patrick

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