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    Chas, I have been watching it and the demonstrations are happening in London as well now.

    I was shocked by what happened as were loads of others here too. A lot of people this side of the pond just don't really know what the situation is really like? I know that I don't and all I can do is to wish all the very best of luck (not the right word, but the only one I can think of)
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    Sorry John, but you won't find much intelligence, artificial or real here in the US in the last 5 days. Just watch the news.
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    +1!!!

    Pretty sad and sick situation.




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    An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course, and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

    COLD BEER: $ 5.00
    HAMBURGER: $ 8.00
    CHEESEBURGER: $10.00
    CHICKEN SANDWICH $12.50
    HAND JOB: $25.00

    Checking his wallet to be sure he has enough cash, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

    She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

    “Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help you sir?”

    The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?”

    She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs,
    "Yes sir, I sure am.”

    The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,

    "Well then, be sure to wash your hands really well, because I want a cheeseburger.”
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    Thanks again Randy for starting my day with a laugh.
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    I didn't think it was humorous and would like to keep any kind of politics out of these forums even if meant as a joke.

    Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chscag View Post
    I didn't think it was humorous and would like to keep any kind of politics out of these forums even if meant as a joke.

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    FWIW I'll second that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chscag View Post
    I didn't think it was humorous and would like to keep any kind of politics out of these forums even if meant as a joke.

    Thanks.

    Hmmm...??? I saw it as truthful and rather sad, but I guess it did have a bit of US political overtones to it.

    And I try to avoid politics and religion based stuff...




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