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    True story:

    My brother-in-law, Phil, and I were walking out from the funeral for a cousin, and I mentioned that I don't like funerals.

    Phil: "Neither do I. In fact, I hope I die on a Tuesday."

    Me: "Why on a Tuesday, Phil?"

    Phil: "Because Wednesday is our trash pickup day."

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    Please verify and include the exact model/year of your Mac and OS X version number (available from "About This Mac", then "More Info" on the Apple menu).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy B. Singer View Post
    Nice one, Randy.

    At least you don't say "Worcester" Sauce as so many people do. And I mean here in the UK! It is, correctly, known as Worcestershire Sauce.

    Worcester is pronounced "Wooster" as you know but some might not.

    Ian
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    I think the correct way of saying it Ian is totally obvious mate. It's these forigners that tend to colour the name just don't know it
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    @Randy I can't decide if that's a sign of genius or extreme boredom.
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    What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?


    North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead.

    Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

    Tough call eh... ???







    - Patrick
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    Patrick, they announced that the former is seriously alive this evening on the news, but was that recorded earlier?

    As for the latter, I think that McEnroe once said "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"

    Mind you, he would be great at reading the weather. He could change what was said every 2 minutes couldn't he
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    Quote Originally Posted by pm-r View Post
    What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?


    North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead.

    Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

    Tough call eh... ???







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    And here in the UK we can't tell if our leader is a Joke or The Joker.
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    PS My wife made me post this.
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