View Full Version : Tell me a joke? Please?

07-18-2005, 07:32 PM
A while ago I had some fun listening to the marvellous jokes that my Mac knows.
My brother wants to see it. But I've forgotten how to do it.

Have looked all around the sounds options and I can't find anything.

You know, where you speak into the mic "Tell me a joke" and some truley awful Knock Knock jokes are said.


Simple things and all that. It really amused me for a while.

07-18-2005, 08:02 PM
Go into preferences. Go into "speach." Turn on speakable items. YOu should be all set.

07-18-2005, 08:11 PM
This is hilarious. I never knew.

07-18-2005, 08:30 PM
A Priest was seated next to a Irishman on a flight to London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a Brandy and Coke, which was brought
and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen *****s
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

07-18-2005, 10:10 PM
lol just heard a knockknock joke from mine thats a riot!

07-19-2005, 12:08 AM
Knock, Knock. Who's There? Twig. Twig who? Twig or Treat! Man I finally realized why I paid $1500 for this powerbook! YES!!!!

post more jokes.....

07-19-2005, 12:10 AM
someone should move this to anything goes

07-19-2005, 03:00 AM
what is the difference between the mac-forums moderators and a bucket of poop?......... a bucket! IT'S JUST A JOKE ( when it was told to me it was a racist joke )

07-19-2005, 11:15 AM
Thanks! Great stuff!

This will keep me entertained for hours! XD

07-19-2005, 01:39 PM
lol, I hate that voice recognition. It really doesn't work well with the internal mic on my powerbook. After maybe 5 tries, I'll get it to say knock knock, then maybe another five to get it to recognize my "who's there?" and then after another few tries of "______who?" it may get it, or it does my favorite, which is to say "ok, back to work!"

And through all of that, my voice starts to get angry to the point where I'm thinking "TELL ME AN Fing JOKE!" Which I'm sure doesn't help the recognition at all.