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Fun for those with Leopard

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Say Hi to Eliza. Eiza is Leopards Psychiatrist

.1 Fire up Terminal
2.Type emacs
3.when you see the emacs start up screen press Shift -ESC
4.Type xdoctor and then enter.
5.Then you type in whats on your mind Press enter twice Eliza will ask you questions
to exit Type control-xand then control-c

It's fun for a while... I have to get out from in front of this iMac:Evil: :Evil:

An example
I have got to get away from my iMac

Why do you say that?

I spend far to much time with it

What makes you believe you spend far to much time with it?

My wife complains

Tell me something about your family.
Have fun. play safe :D
 
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Reminds me of Dr. Sbaitso from back in the day... I thought that was the coolest thing ever.
 
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Hey it works for Tiger too!! :D

My conversation

What makes you believe I clearly are?

Because you are speaking

Does the fact that I am speaking explain anything else?

That maybe my macs possessed

Are you positive maybe your macs possessed?

I am now

How do you reconcile the people me hang around with that I am going
through all this?

Is it your own personal decision
 
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That was pretty fun. I'd post some it but it got pretty raunchy.
 
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Very cool, I could spend hours getting psychoanalysed :)
 
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:( didn't work for me
 
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Type in exit . its pretty funny :D
 
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That's hilarious! I found out about it when I first switched to Macs back in March 2006, but had forgot about until now!
 
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I don't know about you but it was already irritating me- no wonder I don't like psychology.
 
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That's fun. I've played with something like before a long time ago. You can trip it up by saying a word with multiple meanings like "well, it's all relative" and it'll ask you to tell more about your family.
 
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It asked me about my love life?

I print screened it lol
 
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It's new, plenty of students, like any normal highschool.

I don't understand.

Why not?

I'll ask the questions, if you don't mind!
I do mind.

You mentioned that it may be enjoyable to be analysed?

yes.

I see... Well, do you really think this is so?

yes.

Yes, hmmm... so, what makes you think this is so?

I'm am urious of another's opinion of my thoughts.

Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?

perhaps, though I doubt so.

Why do you say perhaps though you doubt so?

I don't understand how my thoughts relate to my sex life. But it is
possible.

Go on, don't be afraid.

I'm am unsure your intentions

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you are are unsure my
intentions?

no

Why not?

because that is not the answer

Is the fact that that is not the answer the real reason?

yes

I understand. So are you sure that this is so?

no

Are you annoyed that I ask that?

quite

I need a little more detail please.

yes

Oh. ...And do you really think this is so?

yes

I see... Then what makes you think this is so?

my brain

Earlier you said it may be enjoyable to be analysed?

arlier you said it may be enjoyable to be analysed?

yes, but you already asked me this

Does the fact that I already asked you this explain anything else?

Yes, it explains the uselessness of your circular attack schemes miss.

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are going
through all this?

Hahahaha
 
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^^^^
LMAO! wow maybe just a little to far.
 

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she is very helpful if you have suicidal tendencies...:)
 
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^^ yeah, if you mention anything about suicide, it gets all serious and recommends real places and contact information.
 
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Type in "i want to go" it brings up the box at the bottom. I haven't experimented with it enough but im sure there are some pretty awesome things you can say.
 

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