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Ex-wife and Flying lessons

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My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final.

A few days ago she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were with me this weekend.

The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene showing the extent of damage to her aircraft.
 
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She was very lucky.
 

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very funny!!!!!
 
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Your ex called - she can't wait to show you where she is going to park that aircraft next.
 
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That cracked me up!
 
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Heck, she got all the stuff except the MBP!
 
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You're two for two today Tom! This and the Blonde Men post - too funny! Thanks! :D
 
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lol i laughed out loud too :) great post.
 
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that was great. Thanks for the laugh
 
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I get it... haha...! XD
 
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...and I thought I was alone in referring to my ex wife with a word that rhymes with "ditch"! :D
 
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Quick Tom grab Randy B. Singer cause boy, are you gonna need a lawyer!
 
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harryb2448 said:
Quick Tom grab Randy B. Singer cause boy, are you gonna need a lawyer!
Click to expand...

Lol ....and looooooooong response stating how all the other responses are "definitely" not correct, and a personal guarantee that if you follow Randy's advice that your problem will be fixed :D

.....You should also sue the manufacturers of that broom as there was no mention or warning that the broom in question could be used by a witch, in a manner that would leave you with an empty bank account, and no personal belongings, blah blah blah :p
 
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Very funny.
 
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Priceless my comical man.... Priceless...
 

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