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Ok so... How 'bout a game for us Mac-Forums-ers to relax from all this tech questions/replies thing?

What we have to do with this game is we start with a sentence (mine
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Today the doorbell rang and as I approached to open the door, I could smell a very odd odour, like rotten eggs, wafting in from underneath the door and lo and behold when I open the door there is Steve Balmer, sweat soaking his shirt at the armpits...
 
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In his hands he held both an Ipod and a Zune, heading darting back and forth between the two.
 
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He was enraged, shouting incoherently, jumping up and down, walking around in circles...
 

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i said, "Hey!" you're trampling my flowers!!! Get the heck out of there!"
 
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That seemed to snap him back and he said: "Can you believe this? How could our design department come up with an idea like this, caca brown..."
 
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"But," he said next, "at least I know what a run-on sentence is!"
 

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and with that smart remark i had no choice but to release the hounds.
 
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Balmer was hardly phased by this gruesome site out on the lawn all around him.
 
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Then again, he'd seen Bill running around the office in his Spock costume ... horror was nothing new to this man.
 
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Out of the corner of my eye, I saw His Steveness descending from his private jet plane (yes, I DO have a big lawn) and I could tell a showdown was about to happen.
 
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I ran back into the house, grabbed my MacBook, and immediately opened "MacSaber" in case the fight turned my way.
 
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Meanwhile, a sweat soaked Steve Balmers watched with fear in his eyes as the iPod in his left hand became suddenly red-hot while at the same time the Zune in his right hand was glowing bright pink....
 
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From the bushes, a proctologist stood up and told everyone, "if you ever see pink bits in your caca brown, consult a physician immediately!"
 
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His Steveness was walking fast now, sensing Balmer would be easily squashed, especially since his hands were now in flames.
 
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To show off his new found power, Steve Balmer flicked a small ball of fire at the Proctologist, who promptly self-combusted before their very eyes....could have been something to do with Methane...
 
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His Steveness, all dressed in white, started to glow as he advanced and shouted: "Are you gonna do another Monkey Boy Dance right here or what?"
 
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As Balmer and Jobs squared off, Melinda Gates showed up in a bikini holding up a large sign that said "Round 1!"
 

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