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Another Hopeless Romantic

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A Craigslist posting

You farted in Trader Joe's

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night.
I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied
"No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to
deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loaves of
Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if
you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

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Made my day . . . .. :)
 
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bobtomay said:
You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.
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My favorite part...this guy is definitely a poet!;)

- Nick

p.s. Of course I am curious why a guy in Texas is browsing the Connecticut Craig's List personals???;)
 
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The boss emailed it to me. He's got a lot of time on his hands.



Uhm, maybe I should rephrase that?
 
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bobtomay said:
The boss emailed it to me. He's got a lot of time on his hands.
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Ahh...I didn't consider that angle.;)

So that leads to the next question (assuming the boss is located in Texas)...why is HE (a Texas guy)...browsing the Connecticut Craig's List personals (unless that's where he's originally from)!!!;)

What would we do (or how did we ever live) without the internet! Ha ha!;)

- Nick
 
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Love it. Too funny. I wonder if they met up.
 
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ROTFL. Somehow I don't think that will get the reaction he's looking for.
 

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