Apple users whose name(s) rhymes with iPad
iMad - For ladies who find their boyfriends using an iPad to email other women
iBad - For the guy who just can't keep his wad in his pants
iGlad - The opposite of iSad
iSad - Poor loser who bought the first generation iPad, only to discover it has been replaced by iPad touche.
iFad - Same as above, but has no qualms about overspending either his own money or that of his parents.
iLad - I'll let you figure that out and interpret that as you will. Translation: Apple guy who likes other Apple guys.
iCad - A man who cheats on his other Apple devices
iDad - Like your big brother, only older and more pushy
iEgad - Every Apple owner who looks at his credit card bill
iHad - A senior citizen and former Apple owner, or a loser who just dropped his iPad
iJihad - Fanatical Apple owner
iRad - A cooked Apple user
iTad - A bit premature, wouldn't you say?