I know the whole Story...
After school one day, Bill went over to his friend Bob's house. While Bill was there, he immediatly spotted a Mac. After a few seconds, he fell in love with it so much that he left Bob's house and drove to the nearest computer store in his town. He was driving around 80mph in a 60mph zone. He was then pulled over and arrested, and never got his Mac. In jail, he went crazy and blamed the Apple Gods on everthing. "It was the Apple gods who set me up!!! They dont want me to buy a Mac. I will show them some day!!!!" said Bill. So when he got older, he created Microsoft to get back at the Apple Gods but he still continuing to fail...
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