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the million dollar keyboard

MacAddikt

MacAddikt


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no, its not bionic, but it cures cancer

million dollar keyboard on sale at amazon.com

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I purchased this keyboard on a whim and man was it the best million I've ever spent. THIS KEYBOARD CURES CANCER. It has a button on it that summons Jesus to come and talk to you. WARNING: Don't play BF1942 with Jesus; has the walk-on-water hack. He can also fly and see through walls. This Keyboard changes the oil in your car and makes a killer rump roast. It can also potty train your dog and your kids while serving up SoftServe ice cream (vanilla only as of this writing).
 
sKaD

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wholly crap!

My keyboard only slaps me when I'm falling asleep and summons Emu when I press F13.

Some people are just lucky
 
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MacAddikt

MacAddikt


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LOL.

the emu must be something new with the G5, cause im pressing F13 and all im getting are pigeons
 

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