Funny one-liners

JGregory · Jun 24, 2009

If you know some, post it here.

If others can do it, don't help!

BlueMac · Jun 24, 2009

You can do it, we could help, but hey, it's your job.

From the Home Depot commercial

Guinness83 · Jun 24, 2009

That's what she said.

BlueMac · Jun 24, 2009

Guinness83 said:
That's what she said.

Unfunny.

Unibody · Jun 25, 2009

Keyboard driver broken, press F1 to repair.

rman · Jun 25, 2009

Guinness83 said:
That's what she said.

Wasn't it I'll have what she is having?

LogicBox · Jun 25, 2009

Where ever you go, there you are

louishen · Jun 25, 2009

A really funny one I heard on the BBC the other day (this may be a true story)

The president of France in 1966, De Gaulle, phones the US President Lyndon Johnson to inform him that France was pulling out of NATO

De Gaulle informed him that, effectively immediately, all US troops should be withdrawn from French soil.

Lyndon Johnson's reply was, "Does that include the soldiers buried there"

gagnerants · Jun 25, 2009

Some say He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets. All we know.. is he's called the Stig.

H4ckJ0b · Jul 9, 2009

gagnerants said:
Some say He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets. All we know.. is he's called the Stig.

Hahaha...Brilliant. You gotta love the Stig !!! :Angry-Tongue:

fleurya · Jul 11, 2009

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

charlieg · Jul 13, 2009

"Swine flu kills some people and everyone's wearing a face mask, Aids has killed millions and no one is wearing a condom."

fleurya · Jul 14, 2009

^^ is that supposed to be funny or are you just trolling?

Hopefully this doesn't kill a potentially good thread.