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- Thread starter muso
- Start date
OP
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2003
- Messages
- 4
- Reaction score
- 16
- Points
- 3
- Location
- Whangarei, New Zealand
- Your Mac's Specs
- Pwnt
From workinghumor.com:
"If the skirts got any shorter"
said the typist with a blush...
"There'd be two more lips to powder
and lots more hair to brush... !"
(Donnowho)
The ram committed suicide
Because he was sad and blue.
He heard a singer sing that song
There'll never be another ewe.
(Michael Franklin Ellis)
"If the skirts got any shorter"
said the typist with a blush...
"There'd be two more lips to powder
and lots more hair to brush... !"
(Donnowho)
The ram committed suicide
Because he was sad and blue.
He heard a singer sing that song
There'll never be another ewe.
(Michael Franklin Ellis)
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2002
- Messages
- 454
- Reaction score
- 1
- Points
- 18
- Location
- California
- Your Mac's Specs
- 15" iMac 700 MHz G4 640 MB
Not really poetry but funny.
Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
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