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Interesting Morning....

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I rear-ended a car this morning. It was clearly my fault.

So, there we were alongside the road, waiting for police and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....
 
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LOL

I know you shouldn't take the mick out of dwarfs but I couldn't help but chuckle
 
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Lol. You really shouldn't to that.
 
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Who won the fight? lol
 
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My money's on the dwarf!! :p

That's a little funny though. I rear-ended a guy and got rear-ended within one week. It's dangerous out there!
 
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It just keeps getting worse

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station.

and then the fight started....
 
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Heard them both before but still quite funny ^_^
 
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LOL.........Your wife needs to find you some more work around the house immediately!
 

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