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Oh no, it's the lapigator!!!!!! I've heard of them, but I just thought they were a myth. They look like people who have a laptop in front of their face, but they're really alligator people with mouths that look like a laptop. You get close to them, they look inviting. You put your hand on what looks like a keyboard, and SNAP! They gotcha. Just like that.
You fight, you struggle, but it's no use. As with other crocodilians, they have very strong jaw muscles for closing and weak muscles for opening.
It's a ruse I tell you. Why do you think they show it on a webpage named, "CrunchGear"?! Run! Run for your lives now!!!!!!
L'eggo My Eggo!
mmmm waffles.