Clearly, the Paris Hilton wins.
Left: Paris Hilton
Actress
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 2
Intelligence: -1,222,394,240.331
Wisdom: .2
Constitution: 3
Dexterity: In some areas mother wouldn't like to hear about.
Charisma: If you could call it that.
Special Abilities: Wiggling out of jail time for DUI charges, washing cars in an entertaining manner.