Cleaning the loo?

[Jonzjob]

A mate of mine has a fairly lively marriage.

When they have a disagreement she usually vanishes and does the job of cleaning the loo (toilet to you lot over the Pond). My mate has been curious as to why she always did it the hard way and used a toothbrush and had spent quite a number of arguments wondering why?

One day after a really nasty argument he lost patience and told her she was wasting her time and why didn't she use a proper loo brush. She said that she found it relaxing.

He then asked how the **** could anyone find it relaxing to clean the dammed loo with a tiny toothbrush?

She said that it relaxed her because she always used his toothbrush.

 

[Slydude]

Kinda saw that one coming. lol

 

[Jonzjob]

That's because yer a sly dude dude;D

 

[ckristoff]

The moral of the story is, never upset a woman!


Frank.

 

[Jonzjob]

Or if you do then use a new unwraped toothbrush ?

 

[IWT]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily..

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says......


'I would have been released today. '

Ian

 

[Jonzjob]

Thinking about how long married. The end of this month will be our 5 1/2 anniversary, married 22 years ! I would have been out 2 years back?