I saw "Cloverfield" yesterday. Long story short, I want my $14 and 2 hours back. Basically it's like war of the worlds meets Gozilla in that it's an attack on NY from the perspective of some random people instead of the military, but much worse than both.
The movies starts with a really long scene of some guy's party being shot by his idiot friend, who, sadly, shoots the whole movie. This scene went on way too long, reminding me of the seemingly endless opening scene to "Death Proof".
The rest of the movie is these idiot 20-something's running around while some unknown monster trashes the city around them. If you get sea sick or car sick, don't see this movie, or take some Dramamine, because the video is constantly shacking. I never get motion sickness, but this almost did it to me.
The whole just really made me mad more than anything and reminded me of "the blair witch project", only I think the BWP was much better than this piece of steaming waste
Spoiler alert for this next paragraph:
You never really find out anything about the monster or whether it is even killed. All you get is shaky video footage, inane conversation, stupid questions over and over from stupid camera guy like "did you see that?" and "what's going on?". I think he uttered those 2 questions to his friends about 50 times during the movie when the answers are painfully obvious; yes they can see what you see, and no they can't possibly know anything more about the giant monster than you since you're with them the entire time! Didn't you want to get up and dance in the isles when camera guy died? I was so glad I wouldn't have to hear his stupid comments and questions any more!