The Corrupt a Wish Game

Tanner31593 · Feb 5, 2008

mck_tj05 said:
she comes, and brings this extremely rude boyfriend along with her who lives in a trailer and is missing 3 of his front teeth.

(sorry, first thing that popped into my mind lol)

i wish my car never got dirty again ever

Oh dear. Seeing as she is engaged....that would be sad. lol.

Derek McNelly said:
Your car can never get dirty again ever, if only for the reason that it was stolen by some hoodlums in downtown Detroit and driven in to the Detroit River. It is then immediately dissolved by the acidity of the river. Insurance refuses to cover it, because you left the keys in the ignition.

I wish floppy disks would come back into common usage.

Okay,
Floppy disks come back,
But now CDs are out.

I wish I could decide when, if at all, I buy a new Mac, and what Mac I will get.

mck_tj05 · Feb 5, 2008

ok but the only mac now available is the macbook air.

i wish i had no pending traffic tickets

Derek McNelly · Feb 5, 2008

mck_tj05 said:
ok but the only mac now available is the macbook air.

i wish i had no pending traffic tickets

You no longer have any pending traffic tickets, because you're already in jail for armed robbery.

mck_tj05 · Feb 6, 2008

Derek McNelly said:
You no longer have any pending traffic tickets, because you're already in jail for armed robbery.

i guess that means the state of texas department of corrections revoked my ability to corrupt your wish? haha ;D

Derek McNelly · Feb 6, 2008

*facepalm*

Okay, my wish is for a hole in the wall.

Leukeh · Feb 7, 2008

There is a hole in the wall the size of a needle.

I wish my brand spanking new iPod Classic would hurry up and charge!

mck_tj05 · Feb 7, 2008

Leukeh said:
There is a hole in the wall the size of a needle.

I wish my brand spanking new iPod Classic would hurry up and charge!

your ipod charges 2000 dollars to your itunes account.

i wish that hillary falls on her face and becomes inelegible to become the president of the US

anmoldagreat · Feb 7, 2008

Hilary does not become president but nancy pelosi does.

i wish that i had an 8 core mac pro.

mck_tj05 · Feb 7, 2008

anmoldagreat said:
Hilary does not become president but nancy pelosi does.

i wish that i had an 8 core mac pro.

ugh that's almost worse.

wow your corruption was so bad i can't think of a way to corrupt yours.

lol umm you get an 8 core mac pro but all versions of osx suddenly stop recognizing any more than 2 cores per system.

i wish i could focus in class.

Leukeh · Feb 8, 2008

You can focus in class but your hands are removed and you are no longer able to do anything.

I wish I didn't crack my sunnies.

anmoldagreat · Feb 8, 2008

ok theyre fine but all of a sudden nobody knows what the heck sunnies are...

i wish i could dump my girlfriend and regain the single life fun

gomez1018 · Oct 22, 2008

Revive this awesome thread lol.

You dump you girlfriend and become single, unfortunately the only things single left are apes......sorry

I wish I was vacation

December · Oct 22, 2008

Granted, but you happening to be vacationing in the "Pit Of No Return"

I wish I wasn't in class right now.