The Corrupt a Wish Game

You live in New York City only to find you are Heath Ledgers Masseuse.

I wish I didn't own a Windows PC

Granted, but you would never be allowed to use a computer of any kind again.


I wish my iMac was here.

Granted, but it comes with an annoying leprechaun that enjoys kicking you in the nuts!

I wish for a Mac that can transform into any Mac, with just the snap of a finger!

Granted, but it comes with an annoying iLeprechaun that enjoys kicking you in the nuts!
(Sorry, had to)

I wish for my cellphone contract to be broken for free.

Granted, but the cellphone is also broken.


I wish for extra RAM...

Granted but it is an actual Ram (the animal) and it won't let you go to sleep and keeps poking you with it's horn.

I wish for a talking monkey.

You get a talking monkey,
but it verbally abuses you majorly and you get majorly depressed, and it also sings sad songs in a very off-key voice.


I wish I were a little older so I could have a job this summer (which I like) so I can get some extra spending money!

Granted, but you love your new job so much that you're always there and don't have time to spend your money. Every silver lining has a cloud.

I wish I had a new macro lens for my DSLR

Your wish is granted. However your Camera has an unfortunate accident and falls from the top of a mountain lookout and smashes into a million pieces.. Your lens however remains unharmed. The next day it becomes obsolite.

I wish for a Ferrari 355 F1 Spider.

You have a Ferrari, but it immediately gets stolen just as your insurance somehow collapses.


I wish the price of flash memory would go down just a little bit!

You have a macbook, but it immediately gets upgraded just as your insurance somehow gets rejected.


I wish the price of my toe would go up just a little bit!

The price of flash memory goes down by $0.01



I wish I had remembered to eat dinner tonight.

you remembered to eat dinner tonight, but it was food poisoned and you spend the next week throwing up in the hospital.

I wish I could stay home and watch the superbowl in hd instead of going to my friends house.

Well, you get to stay home,
but a police officer walks in and takes a leak all over your HDTV, and your friend just got a brand new GIANT hdtv and prize patrol comes to his house and gives $1,000,000 to everyone there.

I wish I would quit procrastinating and do my homework.

You get it all wrong.



I wish I had more space to put stuff.

you get more space, but you have no stuff..

I wish it to be 9 minutes in the future.

It is 9 minutes in the future, and the time jump causes you to bump into yourself which makes you loose your mind, and you go crazy and end up meeting Britney Spears in the loony bin, and end up killing yourself. "/. Unlucky mate.

I wish i had a brand new macpro 8 core, with 4TB of storage and 32mb memory with apple care and fully functional insurance.

Okay, you get your Mac Pro with 32MB of memory,
I don't even have to corrupt that one


I wish my half sister would come and visit this weekend!

Tanner31593 said:

Okay, you get your Mac Pro with 32MB of memory,
I don't even have to corrupt that one


I wish my half sister would come and visit this weekend!

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she comes, and brings this extremely rude boyfriend along with her who lives in a trailer and is missing 3 of his front teeth.

(sorry, first thing that popped into my mind lol)


i wish my car never got dirty again ever

mck_tj05 said:

she comes, and brings this extremely rude boyfriend along with her who lives in a trailer and is missing 3 of his front teeth.

(sorry, first thing that popped into my mind lol)


i wish my car never got dirty again ever

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Your car can never get dirty again ever, if only for the reason that it was stolen by some hoodlums in downtown Detroit and driven in to the Detroit River. It is then immediately dissolved by the acidity of the river. Insurance refuses to cover it, because you left the keys in the ignition.

I wish floppy disks would come back into common usage.