I think this guy was talking about Mac OS 9 or something...because most/all of this stuff is false.
Random shutdowns - I have never had this happen to me, and if he keeps having these he should take it to an Apple Store because it is faulty.
Locking up - Never seen this either
Cloverleaf Period - What? I...what? Does he mean Command Option Esc?
Unnatural interrupt keys - You can press Command Option Esc by putting your thumb on the Command and Option keys and the finger of the same hand on Esc. It is very comfortable
More Random lock ups/shutdowns - no...
Click & Drag just makes shortcuts - No...this is not true. Click & Drag off a CD copies the files...
DVDs just play when you put them in and you can't get them to go away - Command + Q, my friend
Dragging a disc into the Trash locks the system - No, it ejects the disc
Force Quitting may lock up the system - This has never happened. The message he talks about doesn't exist
Clicking on a file renames it - Yes, true, if you've already highlighted it that is. But you can just click out of the file and it will be left with its current name, or afterwards just press Command + Z
Deleting a file means you've lost it forever - No, it will go into the Trash. You just drag it out. With Leopard and Time Machine you will be able to get it back from beyond the grave...ahem, Empty Trash..
The Dock obscures buttons - Nope.
You can't put the Dock at the top of the screen - You can't put the Start Menu anywhere but the bottom.
He edited it all on a Mac - Wow, I'm surprised he managed with all these fictional problems!