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A joke

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A little boy once asked his dad how he was made, so dad responded with the phrase: "Well son, I knew you were going to ask this someday, so it might as well be today."

Your mother and I met in an internet cafe, we connected in the men's room to be precise.
In the moments after that mommy received a number of downloads from daddy's memorystick.

By the time daddy was finished uploading, we found out our firewall was turned off.
It was unfortunately to late to cancel or delete, so we had a virus for nine months.

;D
 

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