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You're stuck on a desert island.....

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You’re stuck on a desert island and them all of a sudden god descended from the heavens looking a bit cheesed of. He is in fact so tiered that he can’t be bothered to pick you up and take you home but he does have just enough in him to give you a choice. He offers you only one of two things.

1. An Intel powerbook from the future that you can have to keep even though its not even out yet and just enough wireless signal for you to go one the internet and call for help which will defiantly result in you getting of alive, or

2. A 6 months supply of food, drink and condoms, and anyone (and I mean anyone) from the opposite sex that you want. Which you can change at anytime you like within 6 months. But this option leaves your survival chances pretty low.

What do you tell the big man!? Lets have a vote!

Some one asked me this the other day and I wasn’t really all that sure. So I though that I’d turn to the wiser and ask them what they think. :headphone
 
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doesn't this violate a rule or something?
 
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Aw man relax its just a bit of fun. Just vote it only takes a second
 
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yeah but we could have kids on the forum...
 
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Im really not trying to be smarmy here but if they are interesed in that and have access to a computer then I think that they'll all ready be aware of the birds and the bees. Anyway you might just want company and condoms make great ballons! Only people that already know about that will make the conection and the youth with be ok

Chill out please
 
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Im not going to say who I want but im going to go with #2
 
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Well, I think unless anyone objects, as long as you keep it hinting at stuff and not actually flat out saying it.. We will leave it open.

With that said... I would get the heck off that island, if that means by use of a laptop so be it. I have the option to change who I spend my nights with at will as it is, and I would not really think 6months of that would entertain me to be anything too special or new.
 
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number 2 and Rachel Stevens :D
 
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Ow thank goodness people with a sence of fun!
 
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no brainer!
option 2 of course..and gisele bundchen..hope she doesn't go here.
 
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Personally, I have no need for an omnipotent being to intervene on my behalf. I can attract any member of the opposite sex on my own. :mac: Just get me off of the island, and I'll be fine....
 
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I for one do not have a death wish, so yeah, I think I would want the heck off the island.
Besides, the second choice is really precipitate and just plain illogical.
 
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I'd take nr. 1 and threaten the God with Wifi signals unless he gives me 2 as well :)
 
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Aptmunich said:
I'd take nr. 1 and threaten the God with Wifi signals unless he gives me 2 as well :)

Yea Aptmunich gets round the question to get both :)
 
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2 of course, it would be gisela from Everyday Italian on Food Network.
 
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doesn't anyone want to live?
 
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Of course, I wouldn't been so silly to end up marooned on an island in the first place :flower:

Vicky
 
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Haha no chicks for you.
 
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hojkoff_101 said:
and anyone (and I mean anyone) from the opposite sex that you want.

Knowing many, many, many people in the Mac community I think you're making an awfully big assumption that opposite is what everyone wants. :headphone

But as for me, I'd have to get off the island.
 
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