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(10 outa 10) (feb 23, 2003)
..But who doesn't make themselves laugh..
PART ONE
>A wall stands before you that goes endlessly in all directions. It cannot
be surmounted in any way. What do you do? >> Ide find something else to do. Why would I wana waste my time trying to cross a huge unsurmountable wall?
>If you were moving in a week, what things would you miss?>> miss? Ill be gone in a week so you tell me! >>11_18_2004 eep! ive gota pack!<<
>Do you prefer hugs or kisses? >> I didnt know they made hugs.. but i like chocolate so ide go for the kisses.. unless the hugs are bigger...
>Mean people are taking over the world! If you could be a super hero, what
would your super power be?>> I would be like super man.. minus the nasty hang over he gets from kryptonite.. then I would need names of these "mean" people.. and ide throw them into the sun.
>Chances are you probably have a crush on someone, what qualities does that
person have that draw you to them? >> Crush? like the soda? well if i have a Crush on someone.. i think ide take it off and drink it... qualities? well they obviously are a good corner table if i have a Crush on them...
>There is a turtle lying flipped over in the desert. He cannot right himself
and is dying in the sun. Would you walk on and leave him there? >> hmm.. turtles just dont flip over nowa days... someone obviously put him there.. its a trap!
>Which of your friends has the biggest hidden pervert side? >> if its hidden i wouldnt know about it.. silly goose.
>When you have the house to yourself what do you do? >> house to myself there is a novel idea, i guess ill find out when that day comes.
>If you had only two days to live, what would you do?>> pff the quack who tells me that needs his license revoked, ide ask for a 2nd opinion.
>Who do you know that is the worst video game freak ever? >> Im not certain of their name but they felt compelled to inform me of the newest and latest game er something.. perhaps he wants me DED now.. >>11_18_2004, 3E has their moments... halo!<<
>Do you consider yourself to be popular, in the "middle class" of popular,
just there, a dork, or an outcast? >> hmm.. anyone who says they are cool.. isnt. its like anyone who has a scn like "cutegrl####" isnt cute. Though if you say your a loser, you have a serious self-esteem issue.
>What was your favorite fortune from a fortune cookie?>> Don't eat me!
>What is the all around stupidest thing you have ever done out of all the
stupid things we know you did throughout your life? >> Hmm... I do lots of stupid things.. but most of the time its for the fun of it. though, I think all my stupid acts pretty much rank in the same light. But, when I was little I had a dog leash which was tied to the ground... i decided to attach it to the collar of my shirt and run. Lights off, concussion on!
>What would you do if you had a twenty-year-old boy/girl in your bed? >> Ide wonder who the **** thinks they can just hop in my bed, and the answer shur as **** better not be goldylocks cus everyone knows those bears killed her long ago.
>Would you rather date the boy next door or the popular guy? >> Ide move if those were my only options.
>Your dream date? >> *** kinda question is that? Dream date.. is that kinda like when do I sleep? Its not like I pick what date I will dream and what date I dont. Why dream it when you can make it a reality*
>If you could turn back time? >> I would really mess with rush hour or something dumb like that.
>What scares you? >> hmm.. Im pretty shur anything that can jepordize my well being.. though the dark is a bit creepy.. its so.. dark.
>Do You Think They Use Rats At McDonalds? >> Do rats have nuggets?
>About How Much MSG Do You Think They Put In Chinese Food? >> You know I looked this up a tad ago.. forgot what it was. I really hvnt ever eated asian food... though last I checked i could eat carrots with chopsticks...
>If You Ever Saw A Ghost, What Would You Say to it? >> I would say, get the f*** away from me you freaky opaque thing!!! nahh.. though ide probably mumble something incoherent as i was scampering way the **** away from it.
>What Would You Do With A Big Bucket Of Slime? >> ur kidding rite? pff, what wouldn't i do with a big bucket of slime?
>What Would You Do If Someone Called You A Slut? >> That *****!
>If You Had A Chance To Be In A Movie In Which It Involved Kissing A Really
Hot Famous Guy Would You Take The Chance? >> hmm... if by "kissing a really hot famous guy" you mean "not kissing a really hot famous guy" then yeah.
>Have You Ever Electrocuted Yourself? >> yeah, ive electrocuted myself before. actually many times.. because im an idiot and i like to touch things with raging high voltage runnin through it after ive taken a shower.
>At About What Age Do You Think People Get Really Boring? >> hmm.. im 18 and im boring people with this questionair. So 18.
>Do You Like Pickles Dipped In Chocolate Pudding? Hmm.. if it tastes anything like those belgian waffle dealies gallets er something.. then yes i do!
>Would You Ever Consider Getting Pregnant Right Now? >> Im not shur I know any guy who has ever considered gettin pregnant... was unaware we could... o well I cant say i payed any attention in health class. wasnt there some horrible movie with arnald swartzeniger where he got pregnant.. never saw it.. but i remember bashing the commercials.
>Who Would You Ever Sleep With? >> Is this like who would I ever eat with? Sometimes I talk in my sleep... I think I have slept walked aswell, which would explain how I found myself on the kitchen floor one morning with a splitting headache...
>Are You Wonderful? >> are you?
>Do You Know Anybody With Purple Hair? >> Hmm, my old roommate usta have purple hair.. that lil prick.
>Are There Any Normal People In This World? >> Im not shur the person who wrote this question actually thought about what it ment. Normal, is the majority rule. Since there is obviously going to be a majority, yes there are normal people. idiot. :-D
>Do You Like Slinkies? >> Not really, I usta have one (probably still do) but one or two trips down the stairs and it got old. Speaking of slinkies, eric broke my mothers, and I took the blame for it...
>Are Clouds Really Marshmallows? >>Oh, They better be.
>Do You Like Me? >> If by "me" you mean... wait ive already used that.. hmm.. I like lots of things, but who is me?
>Did Your Mom Ever Drop You On Your Head When You Were A Baby? >> Hmm.. I know ive dropped myself on my face before.. I guess I didn't look down when I ran sometimes. I once asked a kid, and dead seriously he said "yes I was" and I shut up for the rest of the day.
>Were You Ever Abducted By Aliens? >> Hmm, I have a friend who knows a kid who thinks hes from another planet.. I was all cocky when he told me about him, like I was going to rip on the kid so bad.. but when i looked at him, I just saw "i want you dead" in his eyes. Needless to say, fight or flight took over and I was half way down the hall lickety split.
>Are You Absolutely Insane? >> No, but I do believe clouds are made out of marshmallows.. so perhaps im not quite all together. Come to think of it though, I will have the power to stamp [Insane] on peoples foreheads.. and actually that gives me nice aprils fool joke when I get my PH.D... at least ill laugh.
>Who Let The Dogs Out? >> Dont look at me, I told him over and over, keep the dogs in!
>Do Jumping Beans Really Make You Jump? >> Who the **** believes that? Ive never even heard of that... arn't there bugs in them that makes them flip?
>Why Are Oranges Orange? >> Obviously someone got lazy.
>Do You Enjoy Singing 100 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall? >> Ive never gotten past 95 before I lose track, but those fleeting minutes before bottle 95 comes around, are the best minutes of my life!
>Why Does The Energizer Bunny Keep Going And Going And Going? >> Because he shur as **** doesn't give out easter eggs. That job is taken.
alternate answer: Hes not using duracell.. duh!
(10 outa 10) (feb 23, 2003)
..But who doesn't make themselves laugh..
PART ONE
>A wall stands before you that goes endlessly in all directions. It cannot
be surmounted in any way. What do you do? >> Ide find something else to do. Why would I wana waste my time trying to cross a huge unsurmountable wall?
>If you were moving in a week, what things would you miss?>> miss? Ill be gone in a week so you tell me! >>11_18_2004 eep! ive gota pack!<<
>Do you prefer hugs or kisses? >> I didnt know they made hugs.. but i like chocolate so ide go for the kisses.. unless the hugs are bigger...
>Mean people are taking over the world! If you could be a super hero, what
would your super power be?>> I would be like super man.. minus the nasty hang over he gets from kryptonite.. then I would need names of these "mean" people.. and ide throw them into the sun.
>Chances are you probably have a crush on someone, what qualities does that
person have that draw you to them? >> Crush? like the soda? well if i have a Crush on someone.. i think ide take it off and drink it... qualities? well they obviously are a good corner table if i have a Crush on them...
>There is a turtle lying flipped over in the desert. He cannot right himself
and is dying in the sun. Would you walk on and leave him there? >> hmm.. turtles just dont flip over nowa days... someone obviously put him there.. its a trap!
>Which of your friends has the biggest hidden pervert side? >> if its hidden i wouldnt know about it.. silly goose.
>When you have the house to yourself what do you do? >> house to myself there is a novel idea, i guess ill find out when that day comes.
>If you had only two days to live, what would you do?>> pff the quack who tells me that needs his license revoked, ide ask for a 2nd opinion.
>Who do you know that is the worst video game freak ever? >> Im not certain of their name but they felt compelled to inform me of the newest and latest game er something.. perhaps he wants me DED now.. >>11_18_2004, 3E has their moments... halo!<<
>Do you consider yourself to be popular, in the "middle class" of popular,
just there, a dork, or an outcast? >> hmm.. anyone who says they are cool.. isnt. its like anyone who has a scn like "cutegrl####" isnt cute. Though if you say your a loser, you have a serious self-esteem issue.
>What was your favorite fortune from a fortune cookie?>> Don't eat me!
>What is the all around stupidest thing you have ever done out of all the
stupid things we know you did throughout your life? >> Hmm... I do lots of stupid things.. but most of the time its for the fun of it. though, I think all my stupid acts pretty much rank in the same light. But, when I was little I had a dog leash which was tied to the ground... i decided to attach it to the collar of my shirt and run. Lights off, concussion on!
>What would you do if you had a twenty-year-old boy/girl in your bed? >> Ide wonder who the **** thinks they can just hop in my bed, and the answer shur as **** better not be goldylocks cus everyone knows those bears killed her long ago.
>Would you rather date the boy next door or the popular guy? >> Ide move if those were my only options.
>Your dream date? >> *** kinda question is that? Dream date.. is that kinda like when do I sleep? Its not like I pick what date I will dream and what date I dont. Why dream it when you can make it a reality*
>If you could turn back time? >> I would really mess with rush hour or something dumb like that.
>What scares you? >> hmm.. Im pretty shur anything that can jepordize my well being.. though the dark is a bit creepy.. its so.. dark.
>Do You Think They Use Rats At McDonalds? >> Do rats have nuggets?
>About How Much MSG Do You Think They Put In Chinese Food? >> You know I looked this up a tad ago.. forgot what it was. I really hvnt ever eated asian food... though last I checked i could eat carrots with chopsticks...
>If You Ever Saw A Ghost, What Would You Say to it? >> I would say, get the f*** away from me you freaky opaque thing!!! nahh.. though ide probably mumble something incoherent as i was scampering way the **** away from it.
>What Would You Do With A Big Bucket Of Slime? >> ur kidding rite? pff, what wouldn't i do with a big bucket of slime?
>What Would You Do If Someone Called You A Slut? >> That *****!
>If You Had A Chance To Be In A Movie In Which It Involved Kissing A Really
Hot Famous Guy Would You Take The Chance? >> hmm... if by "kissing a really hot famous guy" you mean "not kissing a really hot famous guy" then yeah.
>Have You Ever Electrocuted Yourself? >> yeah, ive electrocuted myself before. actually many times.. because im an idiot and i like to touch things with raging high voltage runnin through it after ive taken a shower.
>At About What Age Do You Think People Get Really Boring? >> hmm.. im 18 and im boring people with this questionair. So 18.
>Do You Like Pickles Dipped In Chocolate Pudding? Hmm.. if it tastes anything like those belgian waffle dealies gallets er something.. then yes i do!
>Would You Ever Consider Getting Pregnant Right Now? >> Im not shur I know any guy who has ever considered gettin pregnant... was unaware we could... o well I cant say i payed any attention in health class. wasnt there some horrible movie with arnald swartzeniger where he got pregnant.. never saw it.. but i remember bashing the commercials.
>Who Would You Ever Sleep With? >> Is this like who would I ever eat with? Sometimes I talk in my sleep... I think I have slept walked aswell, which would explain how I found myself on the kitchen floor one morning with a splitting headache...
>Are You Wonderful? >> are you?
>Do You Know Anybody With Purple Hair? >> Hmm, my old roommate usta have purple hair.. that lil prick.
>Are There Any Normal People In This World? >> Im not shur the person who wrote this question actually thought about what it ment. Normal, is the majority rule. Since there is obviously going to be a majority, yes there are normal people. idiot. :-D
>Do You Like Slinkies? >> Not really, I usta have one (probably still do) but one or two trips down the stairs and it got old. Speaking of slinkies, eric broke my mothers, and I took the blame for it...
>Are Clouds Really Marshmallows? >>Oh, They better be.
>Do You Like Me? >> If by "me" you mean... wait ive already used that.. hmm.. I like lots of things, but who is me?
>Did Your Mom Ever Drop You On Your Head When You Were A Baby? >> Hmm.. I know ive dropped myself on my face before.. I guess I didn't look down when I ran sometimes. I once asked a kid, and dead seriously he said "yes I was" and I shut up for the rest of the day.
>Were You Ever Abducted By Aliens? >> Hmm, I have a friend who knows a kid who thinks hes from another planet.. I was all cocky when he told me about him, like I was going to rip on the kid so bad.. but when i looked at him, I just saw "i want you dead" in his eyes. Needless to say, fight or flight took over and I was half way down the hall lickety split.
>Are You Absolutely Insane? >> No, but I do believe clouds are made out of marshmallows.. so perhaps im not quite all together. Come to think of it though, I will have the power to stamp [Insane] on peoples foreheads.. and actually that gives me nice aprils fool joke when I get my PH.D... at least ill laugh.
>Who Let The Dogs Out? >> Dont look at me, I told him over and over, keep the dogs in!
>Do Jumping Beans Really Make You Jump? >> Who the **** believes that? Ive never even heard of that... arn't there bugs in them that makes them flip?
>Why Are Oranges Orange? >> Obviously someone got lazy.
>Do You Enjoy Singing 100 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall? >> Ive never gotten past 95 before I lose track, but those fleeting minutes before bottle 95 comes around, are the best minutes of my life!
>Why Does The Energizer Bunny Keep Going And Going And Going? >> Because he shur as **** doesn't give out easter eggs. That job is taken.
alternate answer: Hes not using duracell.. duh!