A new battery should be in the mail today. If that doesn't work, I guess I'll pull and re-seat the processors.
It's not a chrome door ( sounds cooler than 'mirrored drive door' ), it's a regular QS with PC133 ram. But I found the processors for sale from the same ebayer that you referred me to. They want over $100 for it, which isn't bad considering, but I can't see spending any money on it.
If I can't get it working, I might try using the case for a hackintosh....
Thanks again!