Heh, I don't know who a lot of these people are. But it seems seems their is a consensual allegiance to female tween celebs.
I would take a different route;
Vaclav Havel (to bring him along for the ride)
Tom Stoppard (to see if he ask himself what he is doing there)
Tom Waits (cameo, with residuals to come later)
E. Paxton Hood (To document what is and is not said, he has the proper vocabulary for such an occasion)
then Jesus (If Jesus was unavailable I would be more than happy to take Paul)
Oh, I guess I would have to include Shakespeare just to prove to my Wife he was not the sage history has made him out to be but more than likely just a dirty old man who if alive today would have had his mug shot moment years ago and cast out of mainstream society, much in the same manner of Pee Wee Herman.