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things that make you say "hmm"

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do canadians use double ehs?
 
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Why would someone throw shoes at President Bush?
 
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I have a bunch of em:

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Why do you park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

How come there aren't B batteries?

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
 
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I have a bunch of em:

Why do 24 hour connivence stores have locks on the door?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

How come there aren't B batteries?

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
Hmm. ;P
 
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Now if only they had been shoe bombs??? Hmmmm....
 
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Where does the light in the refrigerator go when you shut the door?
 
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
 
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If nothing ever sticks to teflon .... how do they make teflon stick to the pan ?
 
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how come i have to find things in finder myself, while spotlight actually does the finding?
 
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if schweb, iwhat, aptmunic, devilboy, etc were all in a blues based rock band, would they be called fleetwood-mac-forums?
 
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Why do they call the disease AIDS if it doesn't help you?
 

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