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- I'm slowly sinking in the posts of Mac-forums
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- PowerBook 12" Combo Drive/867 MHz/256 MB RAM/40 GB hard drive/Mac OS X 10.3.5/AirPort Extreme it sux
Every fanboy in Mac-Forums liked Macs a lot. But Absolute Zero, who had a tiny cold heart, did not.
AZ used to be a fanboy, but realized the truth... Every Apple Computer he bought had something big wrong with it. His iMac wouldn't run OS X. His Performa had a dead floppy drive. His PowerBook had dead pixels and the hard drive had failed multiple times. He thought "I must stop Macs from coming into my household!"
Bad Mac experience after bad Mac experience caused his big heart to shrink, and that poor tiny heart froze like someone falling into the cold ice of a skating rink (I know that was lame, sorry).
One day AZ remembered a tiny Mac community he had signed up for in August 2003. He gave support, was friendly, and didn't use proper grammar and spelling. AZ left Mac forums because of unfortunate events in his personal life, where he took a little break from the Internet.
But his heart grew cold during that time. So cold that if it was touched, your hands would freeze and fall off.
AZ went back to Mac-Forums again, but he had changed. He didn't like Macs and he trolled a lot. He made the decision to leave the forums because he caused too much trouble.
Well, since then, AZ has discovered a little thing called iLife. He had only used iPhoto and iTunes, and iPhoto lagged a lot but iTunes was a dream come true. He tried out iMovie and iDVD, as well as Garageband. He likes this iLife a lot. He thinks he has a future with making music and movies and movie editing. He is pissed that he can't burn a video CD in iDVD, and he is pissed that there is nothing like this on Windows...
So AZ decided he would save up for a brand new 1.8 GHz G5 20" iMac with 1 Gig of RAM and a 250 GB hard drive to edit movies with, a wonderful as well as a DV cam.
But there is a problem. He only has $377, and his fourth hard drive is on its way to hard drive heaven. AZ doesn't have an external monitor and cannot get a Mac mini, and may have to use his old 400 mhz iMac (which I now dub it the name "The Tank") for his day to day life. Either that, or he could just get a new hard drive with his Apple Care. AZ doesn't like those geniuses though, they sometimes give AZ a hard time.
AZ thought he would write this up because he really doesn't have anything better to do. Plus, he really liked the title of the thread and it inspired him to write it. He also needed a good excuse to come back with a bang. He also wanted people to laugh at his silly rhymes, even though he only remember 2 that he used.
And thats my story.
AZ used to be a fanboy, but realized the truth... Every Apple Computer he bought had something big wrong with it. His iMac wouldn't run OS X. His Performa had a dead floppy drive. His PowerBook had dead pixels and the hard drive had failed multiple times. He thought "I must stop Macs from coming into my household!"
Bad Mac experience after bad Mac experience caused his big heart to shrink, and that poor tiny heart froze like someone falling into the cold ice of a skating rink (I know that was lame, sorry).
One day AZ remembered a tiny Mac community he had signed up for in August 2003. He gave support, was friendly, and didn't use proper grammar and spelling. AZ left Mac forums because of unfortunate events in his personal life, where he took a little break from the Internet.
But his heart grew cold during that time. So cold that if it was touched, your hands would freeze and fall off.
AZ went back to Mac-Forums again, but he had changed. He didn't like Macs and he trolled a lot. He made the decision to leave the forums because he caused too much trouble.
Well, since then, AZ has discovered a little thing called iLife. He had only used iPhoto and iTunes, and iPhoto lagged a lot but iTunes was a dream come true. He tried out iMovie and iDVD, as well as Garageband. He likes this iLife a lot. He thinks he has a future with making music and movies and movie editing. He is pissed that he can't burn a video CD in iDVD, and he is pissed that there is nothing like this on Windows...
So AZ decided he would save up for a brand new 1.8 GHz G5 20" iMac with 1 Gig of RAM and a 250 GB hard drive to edit movies with, a wonderful as well as a DV cam.
But there is a problem. He only has $377, and his fourth hard drive is on its way to hard drive heaven. AZ doesn't have an external monitor and cannot get a Mac mini, and may have to use his old 400 mhz iMac (which I now dub it the name "The Tank") for his day to day life. Either that, or he could just get a new hard drive with his Apple Care. AZ doesn't like those geniuses though, they sometimes give AZ a hard time.
AZ thought he would write this up because he really doesn't have anything better to do. Plus, he really liked the title of the thread and it inspired him to write it. He also needed a good excuse to come back with a bang. He also wanted people to laugh at his silly rhymes, even though he only remember 2 that he used.
And thats my story.
